whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Randomize
