You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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