so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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