Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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