I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This is my gift to your gina
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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