I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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