While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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