On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
