That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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