I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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