all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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