Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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