So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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