He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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