what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
