Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
