guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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