Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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