And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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