umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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