That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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