can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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