I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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