the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
this is an emotional support booty call
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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