ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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