its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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