ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
a search helicopter?!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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