my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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