At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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