What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
where am i from again
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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