Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He has the fingertips of a God
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