I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
