scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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