He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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