covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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