just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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