Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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