quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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