i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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