Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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