yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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