Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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