I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I need to stop coming to work sober
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You don't make any sense
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