You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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