i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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