scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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its like you know when i get waxed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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