He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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