i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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