I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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