Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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