a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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