Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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